Don’t play the Assault the Cheating Boyfriend series unless you’re fluent in Japanese

My Japanese isn’t great. It’s abysmal. I don’t let that stop me from importing and playing games from Japan, though. But today, I have a cautionary tale for you. No matter how cool, how appealing and downright weird the D3Publisher’s Assault the Cheating Boyfriend series may be, don’t get one of them from the Japanese eShop unless you’re absolutely fluent in Japanese.